Deader Than Herpes! Oh Wait..
The library is so dead right now.
Dead dead dead.
Deader than a dead person on dead steroids.
Deader than Phillip Michael Thomas's career! (Oh SNAP!)
My hair is really soft and fluffy today because I didn't put the leave-in conditioner in (I forgot). It's kinda like Hermione hair... all fluff with no definition.
Still, I make it work. ;)
And since I'm so bored (I'm going to read the rest of "Lady Audley's Secret" for my class now), I'll leave you with this quote from myself last night while talking to Roz, my best friend Lindsay's Phi Mu big sis.
"Man, if I wanted to be assistant house chair, I bet there are all sorts of tests. Fill out this form in triplicate with a carbon copy, submit a resume, three copies of course, along with a urine sample, full blood workup, a list of all your sexual partners, then I would have to put on one brown shoe and one red, hop around in a circle three times, and kneel before Zod."
Dead dead dead.
Deader than a dead person on dead steroids.
Deader than Phillip Michael Thomas's career! (Oh SNAP!)
My hair is really soft and fluffy today because I didn't put the leave-in conditioner in (I forgot). It's kinda like Hermione hair... all fluff with no definition.
Still, I make it work. ;)
And since I'm so bored (I'm going to read the rest of "Lady Audley's Secret" for my class now), I'll leave you with this quote from myself last night while talking to Roz, my best friend Lindsay's Phi Mu big sis.
"Man, if I wanted to be assistant house chair, I bet there are all sorts of tests. Fill out this form in triplicate with a carbon copy, submit a resume, three copies of course, along with a urine sample, full blood workup, a list of all your sexual partners, then I would have to put on one brown shoe and one red, hop around in a circle three times, and kneel before Zod."
2 Comments:
OMG Priceless! I'm so using the red-shoe-brown-shoe-Zod line. It's mine now. *stuffs in canvas sack with $$ sign and runs off*
:O
YOU BRING THAT BACK MISSY.
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