Telegram!

Working late at library. STOP. Am frustrated with roommate. STOP. Roommate is leaving for New York. STOP. Departure time is 4PM tomorrow. STOP. Will not return till Sunday night. STOP.

Commence relieved "I will not have to kill her because she is TRYING MY LAST NERVE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE SHIT LINDSAY I WILL CUT YOU" party after departure.

STOP.