*Grabby Hands*

Google Calendar is the greatest thing EVAR. :D :D :D

Yes, I am a huge dork. BUT IT'S COLOR-CODED! AND ORGANIZED! AND IT TELLS ME 10 MINUTES BEFOREHAND THAT I NEED TO GET MY ASS TO THINGS.

Hence... GREATEST THING EVAR!!

Plus, I am a biiiig fan of jerky. Nom nom nom. And Club brand cheese and cracker sandwiches. (No orange scary crackers! Just deliciousness.)

Nom nom nom nom.

And the library is empty. Surprise, surprise. But those bitches left all their chairs out and a shitton of magazines for me to put away. Man, who do they think they are, making me do my *job* and all?! :P

At least I can enjoy jerky and cracker sammiches in peace.

*Nom nom nom*

HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE. :|

And I've been eating like a moron. With nom nom nom noises!

*Headdesk*

When you speak cat macro out loud (and to yourself), you know you have issues. When you get caught... then other people know you have issues.

I can has humiliation?

Pardon me while I slink off into the corner with my jerky and crackers. Nom.