Only In My Life

HA.

Nothing is quite as amusing as getting a drunken phone call....

From your parents. :P

My parents had a Christmas party in Escanaba tonight for Dad's work, and they rented a hotel room so they could drink if they wanted to and not have to worry about getting a ride home, since Esky is an hour away.

And my mother, who never drinks, apparently got effin' WASTED.

As her phone call would attest. :P

Man, she was giggling, laughing her ass off, talking loudly and being generally effin' hilarious. Dad kept trying to take the phone from her and apologizing to me for letting her get on the phone, because he can hold his alcohol better than she can.

I only wish I had been there so I could have scored some money, as both of them are a slight more generous when inebriated.

That was seriously one of the funniest damn phone calls I've ever gotten in my entire life.

I am pretty sure I will be holding this over their heads for....

Oh, about forever. :D

Heeeeeeeeeee.