Shag List!!

Shag list meme.... do if you dare. ;)

A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
D) Color in red the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. David Straithairn
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young
152. Francis Capra
153. Ryan Hansen
154. Robert Pattinson
155. Ron Livingston
156. Benjamin McKenzie
157. Tahmoh Penikett
158. Takuya Kimura
159. Takeshi Kaneshiro
160. James D'Arcy
161. James Frain
162. Jared Padalecki
163. Richard Armitage
164. Nicholas Tse
165. Hiroyuki Sanada
166. David Tennant
167. Christopher Eccleston
168. Nathan Fillion
169. Ben Browder
170. Steve Carrell
171. Wentworth Miller
172. Patrick Fugit
173. Steve Burton
174. Scott Clifton
175. Greg Vaughn
176. Jonathan Jackson

Hee!!! That was so much fun... and DAMN some of those guys are hawt. :D I can't wait to see what you Kinkies will do with this list. ;)

Car Trip Car Trip Car Trip!!

Hokay.

I'm leaving to go back to Albion in like 6 and half hours. Or something like that.

Dude I need to go to sleep!

:P

But I just wanted to say here in case there's some freak accident (there won't be) or our car goes over the Mackinac Bridge (it won't) or I spontaneous combust (I can't promise it won't)... that I lurve you all very muchly and the secrets to DLS are on my lappytop.

First one to find it near the charred remains of my body gets an angel cookie!! :D

Seriously though, I'm pretty psyched to be going back... I need the normalcy college provides. I love my family, but I'm getting used to being on my own, and it will be more fun to be home when I don't have college looming over my head in a couple of days.

Plus, in the summer time... LOTS O' UPDATES. :)

Anywho, off to bed, gotta shut down ole Anakin here. (Call him Darth if he's bad :P)

LUUUUUUUUUURVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU. :)

PS OMFG LOST OMGWTFPOLARBEAR LITTLE JIN/SUN BABIES WHAA?! :D

PPS... Sawyer is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I have to say... he's DAAAAAMN lickafuckable. ;)

Dead and Loving It

God I'm exhausted.

OVER TWELVE HOURS AT A CASINO AND BEING UP FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT WILL DO THAT TO A PERSON.

>:(

My grandma is INSANE. INSANE I TELL YOU INSANE.

However, I did manage to win $130.00. So... all is forgiven G-Ma. :) This time. :

I'm sooooo bone tired. So tired that I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP.

I HATE THAT.

And now I've reached the point where I can't help but use LOTS OF CAPSLOCK OMG FLAILS!!!

:'(

I need sleeeep. And a lobotomy.

But sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Gah!

Hahahahahahahahaha....Pie?

God I love being an insomniac.

Occassionally.

Once in a while.

Sometimes on Thursdays.

:D

I just get all loopy and crazy and suddenly puppets start making sense and my feet get cold and everything gets cold but I really don't care and my shoulders are sore and my hair is falling into my face and I keep wanting to laugh but I don't want to wake people.

See? Fun.

It's especially fun to twist around in your chair for no good reason.

Being an insomniac and getting all sleep-deprived loopy totally keeps you from being mad at a friend or focusing on the slightly stalkerish behavior of someone once upon a time or the fact that I have small hobbit-like hands and I do NOT smell of cabbage.

Plus my sports bra is biting into my back and my shoulders but I need to wear it to keep all parts in their place and not wobbling and such but it's uncomfortable and beauty is PAIN and I really want some ice cream.

Preferably Moosetracks. Or Bunny Tracks. Or Mint Chocolate Chip. Or something.

I'm truly not picky.

Or seeing well right now... why is my eyesight all fuzzy and kinda watery?

Oh yeah...

Insomnia.

And lack of sleep.

Are they synonymous?

Did I spell that right?

I think so.

What was I talking about?

.....

Fudge.

I think I've forgotten.

Oh wells.

I need to pee! Yes siree!

HEE! I rhymed. :D

Hell Hath No Fury

Okay.

So, I've pretty much decided that all friends suck, with exception going to my loverly Kinky buddies. I got stood up AGAIN by my friend Chad for hanging out, and I'm just so DONE with it all. We were supposed to go hot-tubbing tonight with him and his roommate and some friends of his from college he brought home. They ended up making an appearance at my house today right after I got up, to let me know for sure about the plans.

So needless to say, I was PISSED when I put on my bathing suit and comfy cover-up clothes and waited in my living room for over FOUR HOURS for him to call. When he didn't call after the first hour and a half, I called him. No answer.

An hour later, I called again. Of course, no answer.

So, it's pretty obvious that he's not calling and it's not happening tonight. And now I'm getting pitying looks from my parents who are watching me just sit there and watch TV, waiting for the call that never came.

Chad better have a damn good excuse for not showing up/calling whatever, or else so help me God he will know why people don't freaking cross me. I may appear to be all sweet craziness, fun and bubbly with a little side dish of insanity, but truth is that I can be a major bitch when pissed off.

And dammit, I am PISSED. OFF.

I may need my angry rock chick mix tonight to keep from killing people. I haven't had to use this CD since I found out that Angie and Andrew were dating. Hmm.

*Puts on angry tunes and rocks out*

Kicking Ass and Takin' Names

Haha!!

Take THAT list o' stuff!! :P

I am already halfway done with all my laundry. And as soon as the clothes come out of the dryer, I plan folding them right into my duffle bag for home. Very smart of me. :P

Also, I have a page done of my paper and I actually know what I'm going to write and it's splendiferous and YAY ME.

So...

I rule.

Now.

Yeah.

Whatevs. :)

Kill Me Now God!

Well fuck.

I was so nervous trying to do my poem that I nearly threw up and cried. Instead, I was just uncontrollably shaking and I forgot a couple of lines. FUCK! Now I feel stupid. >:(

And now, all I have to do is 2 papers, one summary, a worksheet, 6 hours of workbook activities, laundry, clean my room, and pack.

For Friday.

Hmm.

I think this deserves a DOUBLE FUCK. >:(

I can't wait to go home. CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!

Save Me Now God!

Okay... I am le suck. Or at least my life is le suck. How many papers, quizzes, poetry recitals, etc etc etc can I HAVE for Pete's sake?! I mean, seriously, I only have so many hours in the day. This is not helping me clean for Spring Break or do my laundry so I can pack or you know... do anything.

God damn homework. I mean seriously, Profesora Drake... are you on crack? 3 summaries, poetry recital, workbook activities, quiz, paper... all in one week? Are you FUCKING INSANE?!

Apparently so.

And don't even get me STARTED on how much I just want to snap and like take out a city block's worth of people due to my frustration and inner rage. I have this inner Hulk inside that just wants to bust out and go "HULK SMASH!!" My own special Hulk out.

Anywho.

I have to act out my poem in half an hour. I just managed to memorize it by 9:30 this morning. How many people think that I'm going to crash and burn? Hands? Anyone?

Bueller?

Dammit.

Now I need to go splash some water on my face and maybe have Julie watch me perform it to see how badly I am LE SUCK. Just uh... stay here and stuff. Be cool Sodapop.