Telegram!

Working late at library. STOP. Am frustrated with roommate. STOP. Roommate is leaving for New York. STOP. Departure time is 4PM tomorrow. STOP. Will not return till Sunday night. STOP.

Commence relieved "I will not have to kill her because she is TRYING MY LAST NERVE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE SHIT LINDSAY I WILL CUT YOU" party after departure.

STOP.

Mental Note...

Ahem.

Note to self:

Be careful when wearing low-cut tank top/t-shirt/v-neck hoodie combo with push-up bra. Even though layered and cutely color-coordinated, it looks like the "girls" are trying to manfully escape their cotton confines and will kill anyone that comes across their path.

However, have been told that have amazing cleavage, so is not crime against nature or eyesight. Perhaps may gain cute boy's attention by parading around best assets. Hair *does* look fabulous today.

In summary: yo go girl! Just don't go too far.

In cautious optimism and encouragement,

Self :)